It's odd, isn't it the things that one thinks of at all hours of the night?

The other night, for some reason, movie scenes that made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself came to mind...try going back to sleep when that happens.

Did you ever see Bachelor Party? You recall that scene where the couple who had been trying to have a romantic evening alone in their hotel room,were faced with the bare butt of Tom Hanks competition, Cole, right after the man says " I hear it's a full moon tonight!" only to have the same hairy a** plummet into the sun roof of their car while they were trying to kiss.

One other scene, that evokes side splitting laughter from me is the famous scene starring Evan Baxter from Bruce Almighty....here is the text:
Announcer: Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team.
Susan Ortega: Good Evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega.
Evan Baxter: And I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit
[choked off]
Evan Baxter: [high pitched] D-bow d-bit d-bow
[unintelligible chicken squawking]
Evan Baxter: Bucka-bow, dee buck.
Director: Someone get him some water please.
Susan Ortega: Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Evan Baxter: [clears throat] Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director: What'd he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician: The prompter's fine.
Director: Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.
Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news
[breaks wind] a.k.a HUGE FART!!!!
Evan Baxter: Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla
[rapid unitelligible gibberish]
Evan Baxter: Blabity blab bulla blah
[explosive gibberish]
Evan Baxter: [continues for 35 seconds]
[vaguely Chinese]
Evan Baxter: Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE
[nervous laugh]
...if you have not seen this movie, GO NOW AND SEE IT, I INSIST.


Another one of my favorites is the car scene from throw Momma from the train.
Owen, (Danny Devito) says to Larry, (Billy Crystal), while the car is racing down a hill, no brakes through the bushes "This is good. It's like the Flintstones car wash. "
Besides the way "Momma" screams OOOOOWWWWEEEEENNNNN throughout the movie, the car scene, for some reason makes me laugh so hard, I cry.

Maybe this is the way my mind helps me calm down, when I am thinking about funny stuff, I can't be bothered by anything else!!